south park: the coon script

Isn't that cool? And finally the evil Coon is right where he belongs. I returned them to their world encased in a protective berry bubble. Can't help but think-, [grabbing his crotch constantly, and singing badly off-key] Babih babih babih oooo! We worshiped and prayed to Cthulhu, went to all the cult meetings, but life is still totally freaking gay. Please, I give up! [enters the house] Mintberry Crunch isn't afraid of his fat sister! The dark and evil Cthulhu is bringing his angry wrath down upon the Burning Man Festival, Tom. That's cool, I understand. And the guy at the movie theater is harassing Mexicans again. Yes. Dude, thanks for getting us out of that dark oblivion, Mintberry Crunch. Kyle hates Eric Cartman. Very well. That was great teamwork, Mysterion. I don't think we're gonna last very long out here. What about...? Home. I know you must sometimes see this power as a curse, but you were sent here to stop evil from taking over the Earth and now, that time has apparently come. The only thing that can destroy an immortal... is another immortal. Much to the Coon's dismay, another Super Hero gets there first. I don't betray people. Okay on beverages, buffet items? I might be Craig, and then again I might not be. Players will once again assume the role of the New Kid, and join South Park favorites Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman in a new hilarious and outrageous RPG adventure. Cthulhu, you are a Coon Friend, and I'm the Coon! As the Coon explained how the disaster could be stopped, something terrible happened. It cries for protection and I will-. The impossible has happened. https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Coon_vs._Coon_%26_Friends/Script?oldid=431491. So that the next terrorist can threaten South Park if he doesn't unmask himself?! Mintberry Crunch doesn't ever pee his pants! Mayb-ay, Yeah cool let's talk about where our powers come from. All the time! Citizens, tonight has shown me I have no choice. D&D Beyond 02:12. And of course the most common question asked is, just who is he? Tonight an incredible story of an unknown child in South Park who has taken to the streets in an effort to fight crime. No! No, Stan, I'm being serious! The Coon signals his fellow heroes to discuss the disaster. It has to end. Say "Please please please don't go away." I give up! You've been to the nightmare city of R'Lyeh? I'm actually relieved. Your true name is Gok'Zarah. You just wanted to frame and blackmail people, then you beat up Clyde and Bradley for no reason! Double rainbow, you guys. There are superhumans fighting right over there! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Full Episodes. Actually it belongs to General Disarray's grandma, um but she lets us use it. You guys have no memory of me shooting myself in the head, do you? 03/26/2008 Full Ep Bzzzzzzt. Without warning, the Coon friends changed. Now, come on, which one of you guys is it?! After the triumphant victory over the evil hippies of Burning Man, Coon and Friends turned their attention to the next villainous scourge, bravely taking out every Whole Foods left in the country! Whowell I b- Well I b- ah I just would jes one nigh-, and then the Coon saw it up and I wa able to, and was able to. Just stop! I came to see if you know Mysterion's identity. Mysterion • So long, Justin Bieber, you little douchebag! He is then seen taking off a poster of Scrambles, the missing cat on the street to try to obtain the $100 reward in finding it. I didn't call you to fight, Chaos! Okay sorry sorry! The Coon's costume can be found in Cartman's closet, unused. This way! If you are seeing this message, then it must be dark times. Save Earth. Ahaaa! The Coon South Park, night. Should I admit I made mistakes? Murphy I want you to-. Maybe, but with any luck I might find the reason for my powers. But now I believe someone is trying to learn my true identity. Your home planet, K'oh Kajan, is known throughout the universe for its berry mines. Needless to say, when the mint hunters of Kogenrah got word of them, our fate was already sealed, Gok'Zarah. Why is Cartman crossed out? Go away Cartman. Mysterion, beloved protector of the city, is dead. Account. Mysterion? Script • Hey Coon w-we aren't actually gonna blo- blow up anything, are we? Kill me before I kill you! I will, father. Now, General Disarray! The 194th overall episode of the series, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on November 11, 2009. "Coon and Friends" set out to help the victims of BP's latest catastrophic drilling accident in the Gulf. Some headlines are: "Crime Rate Up," "No End In Sight!!" It's too quiet. I did not make this video all credit goes to the creators of South Park. You don't care about stopping crime, you're just doing this... 'cause you hate me, Kyle! I'm going around making the world a better place! Well you cannot know my true identity either. At poker night, Randy brags about his big balls. Your mother and I sent you as far away as we could. All of you shall now be dealt the swift hand of justice! Everyone who's seen Mysterion, say yeah! "Eat, Pray, Queef" is the fourth episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated television series South Park. iill you guys listen to me?! I got boned! Should I say I am not a role model? Well you don't! And you must have many questions. We will now show you our secret headquarters of DOOM. I wanna know where my powers come from. You've gotta come see! And Mysterion can... ...Oh yeah, good one. Uhget the Coon a Sprite, General Disarray. Sometimes blowing up hospitals is for the greater good, Chaos. Eric Cartman (The Coon) Stan Marsh (Toolshed) Token Black (Tupperware) Butters Stotch (Professor Chaos) Timmy Burch (Iron Maiden) Bradley Biggle (Mint-Berry Crunch) Clyde Donovan (Mosquito) Kyle Broflovski (The Human Kite) Kenny McCormick (Mysterion) The Goth Kids Justin Bieber Liane Cartman Stuart McCormick Carol McCormick Mrs. Biggle Alien Man Man 1 Man 2 Reporter Reporter 2 Story … Let's try to get caught up on some paperwork. Necronomicon • Oh all right Kyle! Dramatic music plays as a car zooms past the paper. Only you would think of a name that dumb! The season was headed by the series creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who served as executive producers along with Anne Garefino. "The Coon" rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. Thank you. Well I'm sorry but you're under arrest. Babig baibig woo woo, Bay-wooo [Cthulhu reaches down and grabs him off the stage] Wooooo-ooo-oo! South Park. A shot of a newspaper, the South Park Herald. Text is available under the … And heroically watched Judge Judy, knowing that his superhero friends were probably just fine without him! Meanwhile, the Coon, scorned by his fellow Super Heroes, is out for revenge. Mint-Berry Crunch moves to intervene while Coon continues to rake Mosquito across the face. We kicked you out of Coon and Friends, remember? You, you... butthole! Mysterion is here! Account. Professor Chaos • He jumped down from the fire escape stairs, and then he just ran off. The city needs my help. Berries that have the power to fuel nearly anything. You say I'm givin' you the blues. Women Love Huge Balls? Thank you for all your help. To me it looked like Mysterion to me. What did you do today? The Coon is a playable characters in the XBLA game, South Park: Tenorman's Revenge, if one is playing as Cartman. Donning a disguise modeled after a raccoon, Cartman becomes a vigilante dubbed "The Coon", who attempts to wipe out crime in South Park. Based on his body type it's gotta be someone like Stan or Kyle. I want to... help you... get rid of Mysterion! Dude, I'm seriously! Aw nonononono, I am the symbol this town needs! He, he could be Mysterion. This freaking sucks! Let me out! Do you, do you still have that "Who Is The Coon?" I'm sorry! General Disarray is behind you! Mintberry Crunch is here to help you with these black cultists! I know how we can put an end to Mysterion once and for all. Kenny's Deaths • South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. It's not my fault you guys turned evil, Kenny! "The Coon" rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. We'll get right on it, Mysterion. Copycat? There are still many more questions left unanswered. The dark god Cthulhu continues his rampage of destruction and terror, and there seems to be no hope for man. Alright, look. Yeah huh! I will show you what we know about Mysterion's identity, but if this is some kind of setup-. It's not pretty cool, Kyle! Should I write a song about how I should have stayed in my room? Mysterion and Professor Chaos are fighting! South Park S14 E3. Use your power, son. "The Coon" rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. What should I do? Go back to my room and pretend nothing happened? Then it's back down to fill up the hole created by the BP Oil Company, returning home only momentarily to flip off my fat sister. To the sunken city of R'Lyeh fallen from the stars! A rival superhero appears on the scene in the form of "Mysterion" and challenges the Coon's place as a "symbol" for the town. Extras • Don't you think he knows that?! My identity must remain a secret. Even though I started it and the secret base is in my house. It is for that reason you have a power that normal humans do not have. Not jump out the window and fly to New Orleans? 'Member I even said it before! He promised everything would change if we worshiped him, but we're still sitting here smoking cigarettes like before. Watch Episode, South Park: The Complete Thirteenth Season. If you have any idea about the true identity of Mysterion, please call the 9 News Hotline. Like, I have mental command over all power tools, Human Kite can fly-. Superman never teamed up with Lex Luthor! In the episode, Kenny and his new girlfriend are encouraged by the Jonas Brothers to wear purity rings, which is secretly a marketing tactic by Disney to sell sex to young girls. The power given to you comes from a planet far away. You just gave yourself away, Craig! I need to know what happened to my parents. He's going to help me get rid of you guys so together we can make the world a better place! And I'll put an end to him, and all of you goody-two-shoe heroes! Sit back, justice believers, and listen to another edition of America's favorite superhero, Mintberry Crunch! Upon seeing Cthulhu in person, Mintberry Crunch heroically dashed off, to, to save the day! You're being a copycat! If you don't make good on your threats, Chaos, then what good. You're making it a better place for you! But then what exactly is your superpower? We barely got a look at him. Babih babih babih oooo! Well I, I think he's kind of a symbol for the town, you know? The Coon is first seen in the prologue of South Park: The Fractured But Whole, narrating on what has become of the city. We do not want gifts, all we want is for people to buy our Coon and Friends T-Shirts for $14.95. How utterly delightful! 01:02. It all began when the BP Oil Company drilled into the ocean floor and ripped open a hole into another dimension. Yeah, took me real long to figure it out! The Coon is then later seen scrolling through a book, reading the story about a king that unified two factions at war over a powerful stick. I'll sue you! Good and justice? You're not going anywhere for a long time! Maybe I can find the reason for my powers too. Oh my bad. Don't worry, Mysterion. And what about Cthulhu's power? J-Justin Bieber and most of his fans have just been massacred. I'm going to try to get you all out of here. Cartman, if you team up with the most evil thing in the universe, then clearly you are the bad guy! I've... been here before. Is that your name? Yeah. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. The 182nd overall episode of the series, it first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on March 11, 2009. The camera zooms out to reveal the newspaper lying on the street, hanging over the curb. Aren't you that little boy who had his ginger pride rally and his AIDS benefit here, before? In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. Oh oh really? Crowds take to the streets to see South Park's favorite super hero: Mysterion. All the Coon and Friends stopped the BP drilling spill crisis. This isn't your usual MO, Chaos! There was another rapist in the park tonight. He also seems to like making fun on other allies, especially when Human Kite (Kyle Broflovski) or Call Girl (Wendy Testaburger), calling them inferior to himself. The Necronomicon is an account of the Old Ones, their history, and the means for summoning them. I cannot stand here and make idle conversation any longer. You know, you're a little scrotum-licker dude! I think those sixth grade kids are doing it. Mysterion • [Cthulhu grumbles], Bradley Biggle • Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. 03/31/2010. Are you saying you're Eric Cartman? Cartman tries to become a superhero, only to have another fourth grader steal his thunder by becoming one too and becoming more popular. Knock it off! Watch Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in all their foul-mouthed adventures. The Coon Captain Diabetes Human Kite Mosquito Fastpass Randy Marsh DJ Hippo Classi Spontaneous Bootay Brad and Roger Strippers Blaze Morgan Freeman Buca De Faggoncini Chef Chefs Peppermint Hippo bouncer Italian Mafia Liane Cartman Bill Keegan Midget Wearing a Bikini Harrison Yates Tommy Turner Towelie Note: Respective script dialogues for Towelie are only triggered when the player has … S14 • E2. What should I do? Their superpowers morphed somehow, turning them into... supervillains. I really, really can't die! Well, wait! Come on you guys, this is fucking bullcrap! But you guys, what should I do? If you show your identity we'll be forced to arrest you for being a vigilante! The Coon signals his fellow heroes to discuss the disaster. Would you... mind very much if I kissed you? Special Attack - can hop/climb up tall pipes and ledges. And so, the Coon had returned with the dark lord Cthulhu! In order to save the Earth, this little butthole had to be stopped. Only to wake up in my bed like nothing happened! It was written by a mad prince who knew of the nightmare city of R'Lyeh, which fell from the stars and exists beneath the sea. I reached the Gulf of Mexico in no time, and with all my strength, I dragged Cthulhu back to the depths from whence he came! Look out Mysterion! Oh, Mysterion, thank God you've come. The power of mint and berries yet with a tasty, satisfying crunch. Oh no, we worked as a team! "The Ring" is the thirteenth season premiere of the American animated television series South Park. All those times you stopped me from my acts of evil! Well, come back and visit any time, dude. He spreads his claws out and slashes Mosquito on the left temple. Should I not listen to my conscience? Warning This Article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. And it won't go away, and nobody will believe me! N- I'm the good guy, Chaos. Stream free episodes and clips, play games, create an avatar and go behind-the-scenes of … For no reason. It's my conscience, Mom! The power of mint and berries yet with a satisfying tasty crunch! Don't do it, Mysterion! You must now harness and focus your power, Gok'Zarah. There's some graffiti on the bridge again. I finally learned my lesson! You cannot know. General Disarray • The Coon • It's not a cool costume! Oh, hello sweetie. No, because it's for the greater good, like when Superman teamed up with Lex Luthor! The clock is ticking and the citizens of South Park are gripped in fear. ...Nah, see, that's the problem dude, that's not really a superpower. This is inhumane! 03/31/2010. Curious crowds in the town of South Park, Colorado. Coon kicks him in the balls and leaps at him, and grins. He sometimes acts self-centered, most notably when his allies are targeted by buffing abilities. In South Park: The Fractured but Whole, players will delve into the crime-ridden underbelly of South Park with Coon and Friends. Look, maybe we should just a place to hid and wait for help. We do not need thanks for our deeds. Wait, Mintberry Crunch ya you might not wanna go-. We all wanna go home, Clyde. And you assholes NEVER REMEMBER! Cthulhu isn't behaving as most scientists had speculated, Tom, but the dark lord is wreaking havoc everywhere and-. Well, I'm off. You are a beacon of hope in an otherwise bleak and dreary world! Just set up a video camera. Here's that file on the Rodriguez case, detective. Two days ago an evil unknown terrorist threatened major consequences if Mysterion. ... while swollen balls take South Park by storm. The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem. Henrietta, your little brother wants to play with you. Fireworks are illegal in Colorado, you asshole! Cartman [voice over] The city isn't what it used to be. Take the kid to jail. Just let your little brother play with your friends, sweetie. Yeah, but he's a fuckin' dick! I think the Mayor might be involved. Mysterion's true identity is revealed. Go on in, Bradley. "Coon 2: Hindsight" Full episode at South Park Studios "Coon 2: Hindsight" Episode guide at South Park Studios "Coon 2: Hindsight" on IMDb "Coon 2: Hindsight" at TV.com This page was last edited on 2 January 2021, at 16:53 (UTC). Free Episodes. South Park: The Stick of Truth. He just wears his underwear over his buttfucking pants! South Park is safe. I'm tired, guys. Crowds take to the streets to see South Park's favorite super hero: Mysterion. Alright, al, alright, alright, look, Chaos. U-STOR-IT, Images • I know you're askin' me to stay ... Mysterion visits Kyle in a bid to protect his identity. Come back! NO! Only you, Kyle, would be a buzzkill, and try to steal my thunder! Uh, using our photos we are tryin' to pinpoint Mysterion's identity. Hahahahahahahahaaa... Look what the cat dragged in. There's a big bucket with Butters' poop in here, and there's nothing to eat! Come back! I did not make this video all credit goes to the creators of South Park. "Dances with Smurfs" is the thirteenth episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated television series South Park. It originally aired on November 10, 2010; and was written and directed by series co-creator Trey Parker. Directed by Trey Parker. Perhaps we should make more lemon bars to raise money for people in need. Just doin' stuff Mom. It's my theory she might have a lesbian lover who's holding her leash. A, a symbol that everyone who's sick of crime can uh can rally behind. Who will save us now? Alright, you guys hide as long as you can. Where is Mysterion? No you're right. I think I'm gonna go to bed. That's what I did, Mom! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. "Coon vs. Coon and Friends" is the thirteenth episode of the fourteenth season and the 208th overall episode of Comedy Central's series South Park. Nono. For you! T-shirt I gave you? Nobody in the real world even knows we're here. Aww jeez General Disarray, this is a lot more than I ever really intended. Should I say I've done this before? Since the threat was issued there has been no sign of Mysterion. ...Ah I think we would remember you dying, dude. I try to do good stuff and nobody even notices! You have an entire wall dedicated to Mysterion? Hey, I just want to say that the Airport Hilton really appreciates your continued business. Yep, that's him. Great. He must have come for my help. Tell me! Aaah, a m m Mysterion, I b-, I beg you, I mean ah, judahadahada... Why are you doing this?! Do you think I'm a fool?! You don't see 'em often, but there's one outside right now. Grab her legs, Mysterion! I know it's you, Kyle. No, I, I know. All those times you tricked me into meeting you, and then ga- and then gave me titty-twisters! Alright Coon and Friends, what good deed should we do next? Not that supervillains like you guys could ever see a double rainbow! The Coon's quotes largely revolve around his superhero persona; he often makes references to his animal namesakeand refers himself in the third person. I thought at least school would be canceled. Agh- Stop it! I was bitten by a radioactive mosquito! No, it's true. "Faith", South Park: The Complete Fourteenth Season. [Coon turns to his right and high-kicks Mospuito on the cheek. What should I do, Ma? Be careful Bruce Vilanch! 03/17/2010. you mean every word you say You will listen to me! Yes, Coon and Friends are happy to help. He's merely a small piece of Coon and Friends, who will continue to fight for good and justice. It isn't just Cthulhu, Mr. Reporter. Because I think you are the smartest kid in class. It first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on April 7, 2010. Your evil-doing days are over, Mosquito! I'm joined now by a supposed team member of Cthulhu, the Coon. That god you pray to just took away all my friends. Meanwhile, the Coon visits Professor Chaos' secret lair. Not this time, Coon! I knew it was you! Look! Listen to me! You are from that planet, Gok'Zarah. Full Episodes. What do you mean "continued"? The 184th overall episode of the series, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on March 25, 2009 as an Easter special. But you really wanna blow up a hospital? Gather around, believers in good, and listen to the newest installment of The Coon. But superheroes know that sometimes you have to sacrifice yourself for the greater good. Got everything you need here, sir? https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Coon/Script?oldid=410813. Home. Shablagoo! Uh, he was dressed mostly in black with a kind of... cloak. That's fucking retarded! Oh I'm close. But bring my friends back, wuss! What news do you have? Mosquito goes up in the air and bounces on the road. Until next time. Seeing the disaster on Coon-Vision, the Coon immediately called together his trusty Coon Friends. Hello my son. I have to know what I am! He's lonely. Or, I could be wrong. And shoot lasers out of his eyes. There are innocents to protect. Bab-ay, But our two worlds collided and soon, mint and berry were one. Home. I'm gonna kick the shit out of you if you don't stop! Dude, seriously? Don't let the city's peacefulness fool you, commissioner! South Park S13 E2. With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mona Marshall, April Stewart. The heroic and mighty Coon. He then proceeds to activate and enter his time machine (which just turns out to be his bedroom closet) to head back to the past to try an… I assume you must be Cartman, because you're fat. I die over. If this works. You should fuck off, that's what you should do. Unsurprisingly, most of the superheroes point out that Mitch Conner, the eventual main villain of the ga… Bradley actually had superpowers. In \"The Coon,\" Cartman assumed the identity of the Coon to wipe out crime in South Park, but his idea of crime was flawed as he attacked a man he thought was a rapist when he was trying to kiss his date. You are correct, Human Kike! I want him gone just as much as you do! All right, now, we've taken out most of the synagogues, destroyed San Francisco, sent my friends into a dark oblivion, and so our next order of business will be Burning Man. I die all the time! My trusty hero companions were there, still alive. And, in another dimension. No, he's too fat. Cthulhu and other beings are from this city, but for years cultists have tried to bring them into our world. You heard of the Coon and now you're being a copycat. Dude, everyone's trying to figure out who you are. I thought we were workin' together. Alright, listen: you have five seconds to leave or we're gonna put you in the jail and call your parents! 03/18/2009. Yes they are, but you were supposed to be grounded in your room! I will show my face. Oh. This city needs my help. Alright, things are pretty quiet out there, boys. Not our god. What should I do? And now you're more grounded, young man! Though Cartman tries to raise awareness about The Coon through word of mouth, nobody pays much attention to the Coon's efforts. Full Ep. Oh yeah, I think it's around here somewhere. Clearly something is wrong with me. What help, dude? With Minty coolness he hurried back home! Thanks to Coon and Friends the country would soon be rid of all evil, but first, they would come up against their most challenging and most evil opponent, Justin Bieber. Yeah? You don't know who I am! The 185th overall episode of the series, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on April 1, 2009. Are my friends downstairs in the secret base? I'll try and find help. I was in a car accident, then put back together with Tupperware parts. The thirteenth season of South Park, an American animated television comedy series, originally aired in the United States on Comedy Central between March 11 and November 18, 2009. Wow, can you believe it Kenny? No more running away for... Mintberry Crunch! “I am… THE COON.” Watch the full episodes of South Park here: http://southpark.cc.com/ Oh right. I mean, a-aren't you a good guy? I can't tell you what happened 'cause it's about my super secret double life! 22:00. That's what I'm supposed to say! Well, people are obviously so desperate to learn your identity that they'll do anything. That kid was kind of a douchebag. Won't be long before the next villain comes along and threatens violence unless you take off your mask. ...Yeah, and dressing up and running around at night is faggy anyway. I actually have a power that I actually want to know about! Full Episodes. Mysterion can't die, and Iron Maiden is indestructible-. Huhey, can I see the double rainbow, fellas? Why don't you shut the fuck up?! Coon vs. Coon and Friends (s14e13) Video Games South Park: Tenorman's Revenge. And over! It fuckin' hurts! "You Have 0 Friends" is the fourth episode of the 14th season of the American animated television series South Park, and the 199th episode of the series overall. I thought that when Cthulhu rose from the dead all was gonna be darkness and pain. What we need to do is talk to people in that cult! Why can't Old Ones die? Yes, that's totally understandable. 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